A - Alcohol

B - Beer

C - Class

D - Dancing

E - Emergency

F - Fucked Up

G - Games

H - Hangover

I -  Idiot

J - Jail

K - Kissing

L - Lord

M - Money

N - Not Again!

O - Officer

P - Pee

Q - Quilt

R - Reform

S - Sex

T - Ten

U - Underage

V - Vodka

W - Worm

X - X-Ray

Y - Yourself

Z - Zoned

The key to surviving college

The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging

What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party

A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party

Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out

Anything that involves cards, dice, quarters, and chugging beers

Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank

The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party

Where you'll end up after trying to either use a fake ID or stagger home

What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol

That which you no longer have due to too much partying

What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know

Person usually responsible for ending any party, tending to show up most often at parties where no one is 21

What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer

What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning (YUCK!)

What you promise God you will do while you're puking in the toilet

What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk

The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk

Most of the drinking population at any given college

The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour

The part of tequila that reminds you of biology class tomorrow

How they can see into your stomach before they pump it

The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend

Your condition for the next 12 hours following drinking